SimplyMEPIS 6.0 Vs. Kubuntu Dapper

SimplyMEPIS 6.0 is released.
I think It would pose a quality competition to the Kubuntu Dapper Distribution. The Kubuntu distribution is qualitatively not on par with the corresponding Ubuntu Dapper (GNome Based). The Current SimplyMEPIS release is based on Dapper Repositories and is KDE Based.

It would be interesting to see how the Kubuntu improves with the future Edgy release.

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Wives in perspective..

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henry Youngman

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

Amazing Facts of Human Body

-That the average red blood cell lives for 120 days!
-That there are 2.5 trillion (give or take) of red blood cells in your body at any moment!
-Considering all the tissues and cells in your body, 25 million new cells are being produced each second!
-A red blood cell can circumnavigate your body in under 20 seconds!
-Our heart beats around 100,00 times every day! and in n a year, a person`s heart beats 40,000,000 times.
-Nerve Impulses travel at over 400 km/hr (25 mi/min)!
-That our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a tennis court!
-50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells, all while you have been reading this sentence!
-Scientists have counted over 500 different liver functions.
-In 1 square inch of skin there lies 4 yards of nerve fibers, 1300 nerve cells, 100 sweat glands, 3 million cells, and 3 yards of blood vessels.
-The structural plan of a whale’s, a dog’s, a bird’s and a man’s ‘arm’ are exactly the same.
-The world`s first test-tube twins were born in June 1981.
-There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.
-Most people blink about 25 times a minute.
-Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
-Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour.
-Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
-Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
-You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown.
-You use an average of 17 muscles for a smile.
-Every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle.
-The average human blinks his eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
-The average human produces a quart of saliva a day or 10,000 gallons in a lifetime.
-Every person has a unique tongue print.
-The average human’s heart will beat 3000 million times in their lifetime.
-The average human will pump 48 million gallons of blood in their lifetime.
-You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss.
-The average human body contains enough: Sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, Carbon to make 900 pencils, Potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, Phosphorus to make 2,200 match heads, and enough Water to fill a ten gallon tank
-A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
-If you were freeze-dried, 10% of your body weight would be from the microorganisms on your body.
-According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
-Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life.
-When you eat meat and drink milk in the same meal, your body does not absorb any of the milk’s calcium. It is best to have 2 hours between the milk and meat intake.
-Only humans and horses have hymens.
-The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.
-Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-One human brain generates more electrical impulses in a single day than all of the world’s telephones put together.